[Being a convenient summary of posts past, present and would-be future, except that I can now handily link back to this on future occasions as merited and get on with the actual blogging of some kind of actual content.]
1. Wow. All these years of blogging and I still haven’t mastered the art of (a) regular posting, or (b) gracious reappearances without boring burbling about how absent I’ve been. I am so sorry! And silly! And boring! And sorry! And boring! And shutting up now! Wait, I’m not actually, am I?
2.a) I have been really busy!
or
2.b) I have been so not busy, I have nothing to blog about!
or
2.c) I am really enjoying not being online!
or
2.d) I am really enjoying wasting my online time with useless Pinterest and Rav browsing instead of blogging!
or
2.e) Some or all of the above! Does it matter? It does not. I feel silly! And boring! Sorry! Silly me!
3.a) I have so much I want to write about, I have no idea where to start!
or
3.b) I have absolutely nothing to say, but I miss you all!
or
3.c) I have absolutely nothing to say, but I’m going to say it anyway! Please stand by.
4. I feel so silly! And boring! I will never write such a pointless post again. I will however write many, many posts of great interest and regularity from now on.
4.b) Yeah, right.
Woolly thoughts (and fuzzy logic) 
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