Perks

Once upon a time I thought that being a grown-up would mean doing anything I wanted; watching TV all night long, eating seconds of ice cream, that sort of thing. Of course, turns out that being the parent flavour of grown-up means most of the time, I literally can’t do anything I want, and anyway what I mostly want is to go to bed early.

I did, however, have two bowls of ice cream tonight.

Because I’m a grown-up.